Like the beef, but not

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 10:05:13 GMT

WELL HERE I BE. I KNOW EVERY1 WUZ MISSIN' ME SO I HAD TO PUT UP SOMETHIN'.

I'VE JUST BEEN SAVIN DA WORLD AS PER USUAL. NOTHIN' BIG.

HOLLA AT YA BOY. CARL OUT

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 03:24:55 GMT

MAN, CARL AINT UPDATED N A MINUTE, YO.

SO I CHECK DA 15 PAGE OF PLAYBOY TO SEE KEVINS PAIN LIKE HE SAY AND ALL I SEE WAS MO BOOBS. WUT DA PROBLEM?
AND SENSEI WUZ SICK TODAY SO I MADE SUM BEEF SOUP. WIT DA GOOD BEEF.

GUESS DAT ALL I GOTTA SAY TODAY SO HOLLA BACK.

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 22:42:28 GMT

SO CHECK IT

I GO C MY SENSEI AND HE LIKE 'WUT UP FOO' AND IM LIKE 'WUT IT IS' AND HE SAY HE GOT DIS NEW LJ. I SAY WUT'S DAT? HE SAY IT'S DIS PLACE WHER PEEPS RITE, COMPLAIN AN PUT UP PICS AND I CAN HOLLA AT DEM.

BUT HE SAY I GOTTA MASTER DA L33T FIRST. SO I PRACTICE AN SHO THESE PUNY HUMANS HOW IT BE. I THINK I GOT IT DOWN SO FAR.

sO diS bE da nEw LJ. SenSeI wIlL bE pRoUd.